Grab your blender. Make sure it’s powerful enough to crush frozen fruit without having a meltdown.
Add the liquid first—the coconut milk. This helps everything blend smoothly and prevents your blender’s blades from getting stuck.
Next, add the Greek yogurt, frozen pineapple chunks, and frozen banana slices.
If you’re using any optional boosters like spinach or protein powder, toss them in now.
Secure the lid tightly. IMO, pineapple smoothie on the ceiling is not a good look. Start blending on low speed, then gradually increase to high.
Blend for 60-90 seconds, or until the mixture is completely smooth and creamy.
If it’s too thick, add a splash more coconut milk. Too thin? Add a few more frozen pineapple chunks.
Pour immediately into a glass, add a cute little umbrella if you're feeling fancy, and consume.
No delay—this is a now-or-never situation.